There was a hot girl in the comic shop
And I didn't know what to do
There was a hot girl in the comic shop
She was looking at Dr Who
There was an actual girl in the comic shop.
What a momentous day
(I had to) Check to make sure that she wasn't just,
A human sized cardboard display

My competition was a kid with pimples and a guy in a wheelchair
And so I knew I had to act fast
Oh my Lord she's moving towards the role playing games
Oh my God she's picking out dice

So many questions in my mind
What would be a good pick up line
Why had a hot girl just come in
If the Hulk fought Spiderman, who would win?

I guess that Spiderman's advantage would be his webs
And his manual dexterity
But then again the Hulk's endurance is limitless
And he' stronger then spidey would be..

There was a hot girl in the comic shop about ten minutes ago
There was a hot girl in the comic shop
Did anyone see her go?
Had she come to the comic shop
Looking for love?
I guess I'll never know